if piracy is a crime...

... then why is glamorised in films like pirates of the caribbean, it's just encouraging it.

I want to commandeer a super tanker, although I don't think I have the skills for a heist like that yet. I'll have to stick to movies... pirates of the caribbean anyone?

in the beginning...

...god must have created mars bars first. he'd have been busted by 11am! I am, and all I do is sit in front of a computer.

god bless mars, and all who sail on her.